"Juris braco tifusari, preko vode do slobode!"

 

Ajde ljepo priznaj a Djura će ti oprostiti sto te je tukao! - Balkanski spijun

Tata i ja bih ono...I tata bi sine -Ko to tamo pjeva

Bako, donijecemo ti sutra „koku” da probaš!!!„----”Bolje pjetla sine, za supu„-- BAKA - iz filma RANE

Luka u Albaniji, tri slova...
-SKADAR!
-Tri slova konju, tri slova!
-Kad kažem Skadar ima da bude Skadar!

-Ona meni kaže da sam konj, a ja bio na Skadru...-Cuvar plaze u zimskom periodu

„Deda, nemoj djete da mi vredjas.
-Koje djete! To je kreten!” - Maratonci trce pocasni krug

Ja, otkako sam sam sebe ufatio u laži, vise nikome ne verujem! „Dom za vesanje”

Suzo,nemoj da si tako gruba prema cojeku koji te voli;-Sivi kamion crvene boje

Scena kad ga snaha (M.Karanovic) kupa u buretu;
„E oticemo i u taj staracki dom pa ćemo se kupat` ko sav normalan svjet” (jednom godisnje)
„Drugi se yebu a ti se Muzafere kupaj”--Otac na sluzbenom putu-

Djuro,blokiraj aerodrom...-Balkanski spijun

Pajo,sta si dobio iz matisha?..-Kamiondzije

-"Ti si momak na svom mestu,samo si nekako slab,neodlucan,nikakav "

-"Tata,pa to je gospodin Rajkovic,sta mu je ?"
-Sad mu nije nista,ubio si ga ko zeca "
Maratonnci trce pocasni krug


[Edited by Sevdalija on 30-01-2006 at 05:09 GMT]

IZ filma The Majestic, gledala neki dan, svidio mi se.


Peter Appleton: I thought this was a democracy.
Leo Kubelsky: The Declaration of Independence, the Constitution, they´re all just pieces of paper with signatures on them. And you know what a piece of paper with a signature is, a contract. Something that can be renegotiated at any time. Just so happens that the House un-American activities committee is renegotiating the contract this time around. Next time it will be somebody else, but it will always be somebody.
 

Samo za M-V...da je malo razveselim.

"Ovo Malo Duse"

"...Senada, de bogati pitaj nastavnicu, je li sunce vece od mjeseca. Moj tetak kaze da jeste, ali nije ni njemu svaka za vjerovat´. Sta on ima od skole...samo postarski kurs... "
Nihad

"...A vas dvoje uvijek zajedno. Ko sipka uz bubanj...neka,neka...".
Djed Jusuf

Kemo: "Nihade mores li ovog konja zajahat´".
Nihad:" Mogu, sto ne bi mog´o...".
Kemo" "Ti ak´ ga zajases, ja cu ga yebat´".

Jesili jutros slusala vjesti?
-ne!
-Kako Tanjug javlja ja te volim!-Lajanje na zvjezde

Ako ga ti uzjashish,ja cu ga yebat-Ovo malo duse

-Sta ti je to na glavi?
-Udario me babo daljinskim!-KUDUZ

"Drugi se yebu,a ti se Muzafere kupaj.."..
(Otac na sluzbenom putu)

"Pulp Fiction"

"...The night of the fight, you may feel a slight sting. That´s your pride fucking with you. Fuck pride. Pride only hurts, never helps..."
Marcellus

Taxi girl: "What is your name ?"
Butch: "Butch"
Taxi girl: "What does it mean ?"
Butch:"I´m an american, honey. Our names don´t mean shit"

The long kiss goodnight, neko vece ga (ponovo) gledao:


Samantha: What happened?
Mitch: I saved your ass. It was great.

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Mitch: The last time I got blown, candy bars cost a nickel.

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Mitch Henessey: [singing] Putting the keys in my left pocket. Hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm. Gun in the right-hand side.
Samantha Caine: It makes a bulge, people can see.
Mitch Henessey: Ya want me to stick it in my pants and shoot my damn dick off?
Samantha Caine: Now you´re a sharpshooter?

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Charlie: I´m leaving the country, Mitch. I need a fake passport and I need money, lots of it.
Mitch: Well why didn´t you say so? Hold on a minute while I pull that outta my ass.

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Charlie: You couldn´t hit a lake if you´re standing on the bottom.

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Mitch Henessey: What I´m saying is, back when we first met, you were all like "Oh phooey, I burned the darn muffins." Now, you go into a bar, ten minutes later, sailors come runnin´ out. What up with that?

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Charlie: They´re gonna blow my head off, you know. This is the last time I´ll ever be pretty.

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Mitch Henessey: I never did one thing right in my life, you know that? Not one. That takes skill.

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Alley Agent: Good evening, pretty lady. How ´bout some company?
Charlie: No thanks. I´m saving myself ´til I get raped.

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Charlie: Were you always this stupid, or did you take lessons?
Mitch Henessey: I took lessons.

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Charlie: You thinking what I´m thinking?
Mitch Henessey: I hope not, ´cause I´m thinking how much my balls hurt.

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Mitch Henessey: ...everyone knows, when you make an assumption, you make an ass out of "u" and "umption".

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Mitch Henessey: We jumped out of a building.
Nathan: Yes, it was very exciting. Tomorrow we go to the zoo.

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Mitch Henessey: I´m always frank and earnest with women. Uh, in New York I´m Frank, and Chicago I´m Ernest.

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Charlie: Easy, sport. Got myself out of Beirut once, I think I can get out of New Jersey.
Mitch Henessey: Yeah, well don´t be so sure. Others have tried and failed. The entire population, in fact.

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Mitch Henessey: How did you find us?
Nathan: There may be many reasons not to kill you, but among them is not that you´ll be missed by NASA. I found the address in your coat. Here. Between the address of a topless bar, and the picture of what looks like a man´s penis.
Mitch Henessey: That´s a duck, not a dick.