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weasel wrote:
Treba to ,treba

Skoro,umalo da spucam u auto ispred sebe,gledajuci u stranu tacnije udesno bio lijep motorcic

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Yebem ti vise ove aksam skole



EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN
OPEN TO MEN ONLY
Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants

The course covers two days, and topics covered in this course include:

DAY ONE

TOILET ROLLS- DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?
Roundtable discussion

DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR
Practicing with hamper (Pictures and graphics)

DISHES & SILVERWARE; DO THEY FLY TO DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES?
Debate among a panel of experts.

REMOTE CONTROL
Losing the remote control - Help line and support groups

LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS
Starting with looking in the right place
instead of turning the house upside down while screaming -
Open forum


DAY TWO

EMPTY MILK CARTONS: FRIDGE OR BIN?
Group discussion and role play

HEALTH WATCH;
BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH
PowerPoint presentation

REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST
Real life testimonial from the one man who did

IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?
Driving simulation

BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR PARTNER
Online class and role playing

HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION
Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques

REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES
& CALLING WHEN YOU´RE GOING TO BE LATE
Bring your calendar to class

GETTING OVER IT;
LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME
Individual counselors available

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Abulafija wrote:
KAKO BITI PRISTOJAN
1 .Ona nije RIBA ili PIČKA nego PRSATA GRAĐANKA.
2. Ona nije LAKA nego je HORIZONTALNO PRISTUPAČNA.
3. Ona nije GLUPAČA nego je SKRENUTA SA AUTOPUTA INFORMACIJA.
4. Ona nije PRAZNOGLAVA nego je U RASKORAKU SA REALNOŠĆU.
5. Ona nije PIJANA nego je KEMIJSKI INTOKSINIRANA.
6. Ne kaže se ONA BI SE KRESNULA nego ONA JE SEKSUALNO
FOKUSIRANA.
7. Ona nema SILIKONE nego je MEDICINSKI OBOGAĆENA.
8. Ona nije KURVA nego je SEKSUALNO EKSTROVERTNA.
9. Ona nema SJAJNO DUPE nego je REKTALNO SUPERIORNA.
10. Ona ne KUHA LOŠE nego je MIKROVALNO KOMPATIBILNA.

Rekoh vrijeme je za update

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prenosim samo dio atmosfere sa poetske večeri ljubitelja časopisa za muškarce "Mile", pa da poslušamo ...


Dabogda me plašile u strani,ženske gaće na grabovoj grani.

Dotraj mala pod Bikine stine,da te lola za guzicu šćine.

Mala legla, mater pozdravila, o komaštre gaće obisila.

Platit ćeš mi mala izostanke,kad uvatin tvoje noge tanke.


jedna za forumaša ..

Bradu brijem a brkove sucem, teško onoj kojoj ga zavućem ...
 

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RPM wrote:
pismo jednog odanog čitaoca, pa kaže:"Nikad više neću imati dobar seks kao prije, skont´o sam da žena nije seksualni objekat!" ...

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Abulafija wrote:
Sta ba nije?? Nego sta je

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Izasao je i broj 2, sa malim zakasnjenjem...

 

Od ponedeljka i broj 3 u prodaji...

 

mali zadah ...


 

[Edited by djecko on 11-01-2011 at 19:34 GMT]