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protivoklopna voðena raketa se sastoji iz tela rakete sa krilcima i bojeve glave raketa probija èeliènu ploèu deblj,450 mm
pod uglom od 90 stepeni (što je u praksi malo moguæe)telo rakete ima dva motora startni koji daje raketi pravac i potrebnu brzinu njegovo trajanje je od 1,2 do1.7 sekundi za to vreme upaljaè u bojevoj glavi se razarmira i raketa je spremna za dejstvo po prestanku rada st.motora pali se marševski
motor i gori do udara u cilj kalem sa žicom(kaže se mikrokabl)je oko ta dva motora naravno zaštiæen gaðanje se vrši od 500 do 3000 metara najbolje rezultate operator postiže u zavisnosti od njegove obuèenosti od 800 do 2200 metara a procenat pogodaka (opet zavisi od operatora) je 98 procenta
noseæa varijanta (pešadija )se sastoji iz pulta za voðenje i èetiri rakete a posadu èine tri èlana: operator i dva poslužioca
naravno u kompletu ide i rezervni akumulator
inaèe maljutka spada u rakete druge generacije inaèe je bila i ima je u naoružanju celog istoènog bloka,jugoslavije i zemalja bl.istoka

izvinite na pravopis s obzirom da sam sa juga srbije



Šta je ovo Zonta? Jel ovo "Dozvolite da se obratimo"?
25-01-2007 at 14:15 | Ukljuèi u odgovor
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zonta wrote:
protivoklopna voðena raketa se sastoji iz tela rakete sa krilcima i bojeve glave raketa probija èeliènu ploèu deblj,450 mm
pod uglom od 90 stepeni (što je u praksi malo moguæe)telo rakete ima dva motora startni koji daje raketi pravac i potrebnu brzinu njegovo trajanje je od 1,2 do1.7 sekundi za to vreme upaljaè u bojevoj glavi se razarmira i raketa je spremna za dejstvo po prestanku rada st.motora pali se marševski
motor i gori do udara u cilj kalem sa žicom(kaže se mikrokabl)je oko ta dva motora naravno zaštiæen gaðanje se vrši od 500 do 3000 metara najbolje rezultate operator postiže u zavisnosti od njegove obuèenosti od 800 do 2200 metara a procenat pogodaka (opet zavisi od operatora) je 98 procenta
noseæa varijanta (pešadija )se sastoji iz pulta za voðenje i èetiri rakete a posadu èine tri èlana: operator i dva poslužioca
naravno u kompletu ide i rezervni akumulator
inaèe maljutka spada u rakete druge generacije inaèe je bila i ima je u naoružanju celog istoènog bloka,jugoslavije i zemalja bl.istoka

izvinite na pravopis s obzirom da sam sa juga srbije



Kakve veze ima POLK 9K11 sa casopisom?  


Pravim musku djecu, 200 maraka komad. Ako bude zensko, vracam pare...
25-01-2007 at 14:20 | Ukljuèi u odgovor
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ne nije èasopis veæ sam hteo da nešto napišem jer se dosaðujem pozdravljam sve ljude dobre volje za prièu i dopisivanje preko ovog foruma a oèito je da sam pogrešio forum

[Edited by zonta on 25-01-2007 at 14:29 GMT]


haj vam na Kafiæ Sunce u Climax
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ne nije èasopis veæ sam hteo da nešto napišem jer se dosaðujem pozdravljam sve ljude dobre volje za prièu i dopisivanje preko ovog foruma a oèito je da sam pogrešio forum

[Edited by zonta on 25-01-2007 at 14:29 GMT]



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25-01-2007 at 14:31 | Ukljuèi u odgovor
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Zar bas svaki "pilot" mora zavrsiti na ovom, forumu. Pa zonta, sceri sta ce ovo ovdje, idi na kako oruzlje.

25-01-2007 at 14:32 | Ukljuèi u odgovor
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pa rekoh da sam pogrešio


Nista sefe nemoj se sikirati, meni dosadno pa pisem gluposti
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1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.
2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances:
(a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master.
(b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse.
(c) After wrecking your boss´ car.
(d) One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into "The Crying Game".
(e) When she is using her teeth.
3: Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies.
4: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours.
5: If you´ve known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her.
6: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy´s fridge is forbidden.
However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable.
7: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man.
In fact, even remembering your buddy´s birthday is strictly optional. At that point, you must celebrate at a strip bar of the birthday boy´s choice.
8: On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest.
9: When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who´s playing.
10: You may flatulate in front of a woman only after you have brought her to climax. If you trap her head under the covers for the purpose of flatulent entertainment, she´s officially your girlfriend.
11: It is permissible to drink a fruity alcohol drink only when you´re sunning on a tropical beach ... and it´s delivered by a topless model and only when it´s free.
12: Only in situations of moral and/or physical peril are you allowed to kick another guy in the nuts.
13: Unless you´re in prison, never fight naked.
14: Friends don´t let friends wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed.
15: If a man´s fly is down, that´s his problem, you didn´t see anything.
16: Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to drink as much as the other sports watchers.
17: A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must remain sober enough to fight.
18: Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza, but not both, that´s just greedy.
19: If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you´d better be talking about his choice of beer.
20: Never join your girlfriend or wife in discussing a friend of yours, except if she´s withholding sex pending your response.
21: Phrases that may NOT be uttered to another man while lifting weights:
(a) Yeah, Baby, Push it!
(b) C´mon, give me one more! Harder!
(c) Another set and we can hit the showers!
22: Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless you are on equal footing: i.e., both urinating, both waiting in line, etc. For all other situations, an almost imperceptible nod is all the conversation you need.
23: Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on longer than you are able to have sex with her. Keep a stopwatch by the phone. Hang up if necessary.
24: The morning after you and a girl who was formerly "just a friend" have carnal, drunken monkey sex, the fact that you´re feeling weird and guilty is no reason for you not to nail her again before the discussion about what a big mistake it was occurs.
25: It is acceptable for you to drive her car. It is not acceptable for her to drive yours.
26: Thou shalt not buy a car in the colors of brown, pink, lime green, orange or sky blue.
27: The girl who replies to the question "What do you want for Christmas?" with "If you loved me, you´d know what I want!" gets an Xbox. End of story.
28: There is no reason for guys to watch Ice Skating or Men´s Gymnastics.
Ever.
We´ve all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition of each is listed below.
"GUTS" is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to say, "are you still cleaning or are you flying out somewhere?"
"BALLS" is coming home late after a night out with the guys smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say, "You´re next!"
We hope this clears up any confusion.
The International Council of Manhood, Ltd.

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tebi je lafijo pravo dosadno

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Amen... 


Pravim musku djecu, 200 maraka komad. Ako bude zensko, vracam pare...
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tebi je lafijo pravo dosadno


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